Ok, this is just TOO funny…

Slander!
has an invisible friend. They’re dating.
kissed under the mistletoe. Twice. In June.
, we all know the truth, come out of the closet.
and took twenty minutes to decide what to tell the paramedics and the RSPCA.
runs a secret pornography ring. and are regular models.
, and are involved in a sordid love-triangle, with totally unaware!
got drunk and naked, and took photos. downloaded them.
once kissed a bus conductor to avoid the fare!
is secretly married to a horse!

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I mean, come on, this thing has to have SOME kind of intuitive powers! That love triangle… I knew something was up with you three! 🙂

Now about that drink…. Waiter!

How to make a miketheman
Ingredients:
5 parts anger
1 part ambition
3 parts beauty
Method:
Layer ingredientes in a shot glass. Add a little fitness if desired!

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Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.com

Sometimes I wonder what these things base their info on….