“Let’s just be friends”

Goes well with “I like you, as a friend” and “He’s just soooo fun to hang out with”.

Why not just castrate us and be done with it?

What’s the point of it all, anyway?

She’s cute, nice, and is it me? Or is it her? I mean, I appreciate the honesty and all, but COME ON!

Aww, crap.