Day 3 of the ongoing misery called my life

So my sleeping patterns are all screwed up, and I’m awake at the most odd hours of night, sitting around in pain, trying to keep my mind elsewhere.
It’s no fun and games for this miserable sack o’ bones. Imagine: every time you swallow, you wince so badly that your shoulders scrunch up and the pain is so bad you try to prevent the need to swallow.
Let’s not even talk about sneezing.
Added with the lethargy from mono, I want to sit here and die. Anyone volunteering to assist me on my journey?