I have to say this… BE WARNED!

So I’m hard at work today, sitting at my desk, when I notice a smell…
I get up and walk further into my shared office, and my boss, all the way at the other end of the room, had cut a really bad one.
Now, he actually cut it on the other side of the office complex, and it followed him down the hall, past the receptionist, took a right turn, and followed him all the way back to his desk.
Needless to say, the other two guys and I barely escaped the room on time, and we dashed for the kitchen, where we proceeded to make many jokes, and I was laughing so hard, I was tearing up.
I realized, no matter how mature, how old, how posh, appropriate, gentlemanly etc etc I ever get, some things never change. Farts are funny. I mean, it was worse than a biohazard area in there!
It felt good to laugh that hard.
Try it sometime.

Oh, and ladies, if you didn’t hear my latest podcast, do us all a favor, and look around you. If there’s another woman there, kiss her. It doesn’t matter if there’s a man gawking at you or not. Spread the love, we’ll feel it in the fabric of the universe.

  • avgboojie

    Oh, and ladies, if you didn’t hear my latest podcast, do us all a favor, and look around you. If there’s another woman there, kiss her. It doesn’t matter if there’s a man gawking at you or not. Spread the love, we’ll feel it in the fabric of the universe.

    Dear, I already answered that one, and with a challenge, no less. Are you chicken? 😛

  • avgboojie

    Oh, and forgot, about farts: Blazer magazine (it’s a shame you don’t like reading in hebrew, you would have loved that magazine) have a recurring joke, going like this: “Farts in ___ aren’t funny, and that’s odd, because farts are funny anywhere else.”
    The missing word could be anything (cars, submarines, elevators, chick flicks, books, etc.) This appears at least once per issue, usually more.
    So, heh, farts in the office aren’t funny. And that’s odd, ’cause farts are funny anywhere else. 🙂