ONE TIME ONLY! EXTREE, EXTREE, MIKE POSTS SOMETHING IN HEBREW!!!

Now THIS is just weird.
I get up, fire up my email, and have this wonderful spam mail come on in:


From: ???? [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: Wednesday, August 10, 2005 6:35 AM
To: [email protected]
Subject: FreeLove ?????? ?????
Importance: High

 

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???? , ?? ?? , ??? , ??? ??? , ?? , ?? , ??? , ??? , ?? , ??? , ??? , ?????? ,
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                                                         ???? ??? ?

                                                        ???? ? FREELOVE.co.il
                                                        ??????? “???????”.


Now, for those who don’t read Hebrew, or for those who just want to laugh a bit, I have used my own wonderful powers of translation to provide you with something that might make some sense:


From: Natalie [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: Wednesday, August 10, 2005 6:35 AM
To: [email protected]
Subject: FreeLove Other Acquaintances
Importance: High

Enter, yes, uhh, yes, ahh, that’s good, more,
yes, unh unh, enter, again, yes, ahh, enter, mommy,
yes enter, more, god, yessss, ah ah, unh, more, deep,
more, enter, yes, ohh, enter, yes, enter, yes, ah, yes, ahh, that’s good, more,
yesss, ah unh, enter, again, yes, ah, enter, mommy, yes, enter, more, god,
Yes, ah ah, ahh, more, more, enter, yesss, ohh, enter, yes, enter, yes,
Ah, yes, ahh, that’s good, more, yes, ah ah, enter, again, yes….

Want more?
Enter [blah blah site]
“Deep” Relationships


NOW, please don’t comment on the quality of my translation.
I just found it extremely funny that we are now spamming sexy TV commercials that show at about 3AM as emails, writing out a scene.
Also, think about what it would look like if you’re a non-native like me. Another visual interpretation of the “Hebrew word “enter” is…… “convention”! So someone is really hard up for some serious convention relief.
Go ahead. Laugh. Out loud. It doesn’t hurt.
Yet.

  • avgboojie

    Dammit, that’s not “enter”! That’s “Convention”!
    “Convention! Yes! Ahh! Give it to me baby! Talk dirty about ICon to me! Ooooh, yes, baby! Your convention is SO big!”

    Ahem. Yes. Learn some hebrew, people. 😛

  • kahnman

    Pass the brain-bleach will you? Coming from you, I too was certain you meant “convention” until that started getting to weird, and then I had to read back for it all to make sense.

    You might want to trim the query “?From=12” part of the link. Or they will know that you got their spam…

  • anonymous

    So, you’re saying that those involved in conventions (such as Icon) are screwed?

  • lovechilde

    So I’m like, “there was a Con? And it was that good? And I wasn’t told?”

    Deprived brain my foot. We all think the same.

  • mick_hale

    roffle, priceless.

  • darkesta

    Man, just replace the freelove link with http://www.laconiv.com/ and I would totally see this email as representing my own feelings after the weekend. It was a con, it was good (oh god, it was good. A report shall arrive when I can muster the energy), and I want MORE.

  • kahnman

    I think a better translation for {Hekkeruyot ma’amikot} would be “In depth” set-ups, or whatever the current term for “fuck dates” is. No one is talking “Relationships” here. 😀

  • avgboojie

    The current term for “fuck dates” is, at least in my dictionary, “fuck dates”. But I don’t know about other people.

  • avgboojie

    I wonder.
    I’ve been told that there’s lots of screwing around in cons, but I was never exposed to this facet of them. Maybe it’s just me and my highly virginal mind.

  • avgboojie

    Update: In the first issue of “Alma” (Blazer’s younger sister, sort of a blazer magazine for women, only not as good), they’ve made this into a double spread. Yeah, I’m serious.