ONE TIME ONLY! EXTREE, EXTREE, MIKE POSTS SOMETHING IN HEBREW!!!

Now THIS is just weird.
I get up, fire up my email, and have this wonderful spam mail come on in:


From: ???? [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: Wednesday, August 10, 2005 6:35 AM
To: [email protected]
Subject: FreeLove ?????? ?????
Importance: High

 

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?? ??? , ??? , ?????? , ???? , ?? ?? , ??? , ??? , ???? ,
???, ??? , ??, ??? , ??? , ?? , ??? , ?? , ?? , ?? , ??? , ?? ??? , ??? ,
???? , ?? ?? , ??? , ??? ??? , ?? , ?? , ??? , ??? , ?? , ??? , ??? , ?????? ,
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?? , ?? , ??? , ?? ??? , ??? , ?? , ?? ?? , ??? , ??? ??? , ??…

                                                         ???? ??? ?

                                                        ???? ? FREELOVE.co.il
                                                        ??????? “???????”.


Now, for those who don’t read Hebrew, or for those who just want to laugh a bit, I have used my own wonderful powers of translation to provide you with something that might make some sense:


From: Natalie [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: Wednesday, August 10, 2005 6:35 AM
To: [email protected]
Subject: FreeLove Other Acquaintances
Importance: High

Enter, yes, uhh, yes, ahh, that’s good, more,
yes, unh unh, enter, again, yes, ahh, enter, mommy,
yes enter, more, god, yessss, ah ah, unh, more, deep,
more, enter, yes, ohh, enter, yes, enter, yes, ah, yes, ahh, that’s good, more,
yesss, ah unh, enter, again, yes, ah, enter, mommy, yes, enter, more, god,
Yes, ah ah, ahh, more, more, enter, yesss, ohh, enter, yes, enter, yes,
Ah, yes, ahh, that’s good, more, yes, ah ah, enter, again, yes….

Want more?
Enter [blah blah site]
“Deep” Relationships


NOW, please don’t comment on the quality of my translation.
I just found it extremely funny that we are now spamming sexy TV commercials that show at about 3AM as emails, writing out a scene.
Also, think about what it would look like if you’re a non-native like me. Another visual interpretation of the “Hebrew word “enter” is…… “convention”! So someone is really hard up for some serious convention relief.
Go ahead. Laugh. Out loud. It doesn’t hurt.
Yet.