Lunch

I think lunch is becoming the downfall of Western civilization in this generation.
Today, instead of walking out to lunch with a co-worker or two, I ordered from a service we have to order on the ‘net.
Now, yes, the food is very rich, and probably not that healthy, but boy is it good.
We usedc to take the time to step out, walk around a bit, take a breather from the hectic office day, and head out to where food is valued.
No longer.
The joy of the Internet ordering age is upon us.

God save us all.

Well well well…

It’s been over a month, far longer than I should ever go silent.
After all, I’m a talkative kind of guy.
Life is so terribly odd.
I was unemplyed for the longest time. I jumped on the first job I found. Now I don’t know if that was the best thing for me to do.
I feel trapped, in a dead end, looking for the pinpoint of light amidst a sea of darkness.
There is no turning back. There are no second chances. History is not mine to change.
I’ve never been the one to think about the “what if”s of life, preferring to live with my choices and experiences. For some reason, I have begun to contemplate these circular, useless, time-wasting concepts.
Intellectually, I know it’s no use…. I guess some kind of emotional thing has me going. Stop. Think. Rationalize.
For a while now I guess I’ve been trying to really find that one thing, that feeling, that sensation, which will let me REALLY let go. I try hard to acheive it, but I don’t know anymore if that is attainable.

Or maybe it’s just the tetrahydrocannabinol talking.

I got a Powerball on Friday. For those unfamiliar, check out www.powerballs.com. It’s cool and flashy. It also has some awesome physics behind it, and has a unique feeling. Ask me to try it.

Anyways, I’m feeling really down right now. And with my dumb luck, it’s Monday tomorrow. I hate Mondays.

Now for the normal news…

Well, now that the meme business is done for, and I’ve caught up on your lives, and commented on a bit of them, it’s time for my grand (or not so grand) update!

1.Today is my 27th consecutive smoke-free day. Many have tried to get me to quit over the past 17 years, and actually made it once for 9 months straight, and crumbled at the end of it. I tried the gum, and it tasted – literally – like chewing a mint-flavored ashtray. Quit that after 2 weeks.

2. Yesterday is also the first time I made a new type of brownies. My last kind was nice, but had a distinct taste and crunchiness that revealed the alteration. Thanks to a friend in TLV that got me a nice wok, and the wonderful people who saved seeds and twigs for me to use (they are useless anyways, and most people toss them out) in my preparation, the brownies are an awesome success. Last night I was on a nice buzz, unavailable in any other form.
One problem with brownies: When they kick in, you get munchies for something yummy. Only thing around: more brownies! Severe test in self-restraint, which also prevents overlong effect of brownies.

3. I have “joined” a spinning class. When I say joined – I mean that I attend two classes, on Monday and Thursday evening, after work, for about an hour long of strenuous exertion, in the form of a bicycle. For those unknowledgeable of the spinning ways, the time spent in the actual seat of the bike is minimal, however the pedals keep moving.
After my first class, I had the distinct impression (same as I did last year) that this was designed by vengeful women who want a man to feel what it’s like, being rammed hard and deep, continously. Pardon the vulgarism, but hey, that’s me.
After the second class, I learned what I did not know: Get riding pants! This is apparently a state-guarded secret, for those individuals who are able to hop off a bike at the end of the class and strut away as if they have never known what it is like to hop out of a second-story window onto a bike with no seat. Trust me, life improves with padding, and the riding pants I got are perfect in that aspect.

In any case, I’m looking forward to getting into better shape, feeling better about myself and (possibly!) getting a motorcycle.

Th-th-th-that’s all for now, f-f-f-f-f-folks!

Is there even a competition? Perish the thought!

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Italicize what you’ve seen part of.
Bold what you’ve seen all the way through.
Underline what you own.
Add three of your own.

01. Trainspotting
02. Shrek
03. M
04. Dogma
05. Strictly Ballroom
06. The Princess Bride
07. Love Actually
08. The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
09. The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
10. The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
11. Reservoir Dogs
12. Desperado
13. Swordfish
14. Kill Bill Vol. 1
15. Donnie Darko
16. Spirited Away
17. Better Than Sex
18. Sleepy Hollow
19. Pirates of the Caribbean
20. The Eye
21. Requiem for a Dream
22. Dawn of the Dead (the remake)
23. The Pillow Book
24. The Italian Job (the remake)
25. Goonies
26. Baseketball
27. The Spice Girls Movie
28. Army of Darkness
29. The Color Purple
30. The Safety of Objects
31. Can’t Hardly Wait
32. Mystic Pizza
33. Finding Nemo
34. Monsters Inc.
35. Circle of Friends
36. Mary Poppins
37. The Bourne Identity
38. Forrest Gump
39. A Clockwork Orange
40. Kindergarten Cop
41. On The Line
42. My Big Fat Greek Wedding
43. Final Destination
44. Sorority Boys
45. Urban Legend
46. Cheaper by the Dozen (original version)
47. Fierce Creatures
48. Dude, Where’s My Car
49. Ladyhawke
50. Ghostbusters
51. Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
52. Back to the Future
53. An Affair To Remember
54. Somewhere In Time
55. North By Northwest
56. Moulin Rouge
57. Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
58. The Wizard of Oz
59. Zoolander
60. A Walk to Remember
61. Chicago
62. Vanilla Sky
63. The Sweetest Thing
64. Don’t Tell Mom the Babysitters Dead
65. The Nightmare Before Christmas
66. Chasing Amy
67. Edward Scissorhands
68. Adventures of Priscilla: Queen of the Desert
69. Muriel’s Wedding
70. Croupier
71. Blade Runner
72. Cruel Intentions
73. Ocean’s Eleven
74. Magnolia
75. Fight Club
76. Beauty and The Beast
77. Much Ado About Nothing
78. Dirty Dancing
79. Gladiator
80. Ever After
81. Braveheart
82. What Lies Beneath
83. Regarding Henry
84. The Dark Crystal
85. Star Wars
86 The Birds
87. Beaches
88. Cujo
89. Maid In Manhattan
90. Labyrinth
91. Thoroughly Modern Millie
92. His Girl Friday
93. Chocolat
94. Independence Day
95. Singing in the Rain
96. Big Fish
97. The Thomas Crown Affair (*the remake)
98. The Matrix
99. Stargate
100. A Hard Day’s Night
101. About A Boy
102. Jurassic Park
103. Life of Brian
104. Dune
105. Event Horizon
106. Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels

107. Dead Fire
108. The Neverending Story
109. Resident Evil
110. Lara Croft: Tomb Raider

111. Pure Country
112. The Evil Dead
113. The Stand
114. Head
115. Shoujo Kakumei Utena: ADOLESCENCE Mokushiroku
116. The Ghost Goes Gear
117. Perfect Blue
118. Bring It On
119. Cowboy Bebop: Knockin’ on Heaven’s Door
120. Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon
121. Down With Love
122. Velvet Goldmine
123. The Cube
124. eXistenZ
125. Levity
126. Amelie
127. What’s Eating Gilbert Grape
128. Snatch
129. The Last Starfighter
130. The Shawshank Redemption
131. Office Space
132. Willow
133. The Three Amigos
134. Arsenic and Old Lace
135. Lilo and Stitch
136. Bend it Like Beckham
137. Once Upon a Time in Mexico
138. Scream
139. The Joy Luck Club
140. Ginger Snaps
141. Prince of Egypt
142. Lion King
143. Aladdin
144. The Blues Brothers
145. Good Morning, Vietnam
146. M*A*S*H
147. Casablanca
148. The Great Race
149. Inherit The Wind
150. Plan 9 from Outer Space
151. Interstate 60
152. Spaceballs

*Note – of the 152 listed, I own 93. Wow. Considering I own over 700 films…

Ok, this is just TOO funny…

Slander!
has an invisible friend. They’re dating.
kissed under the mistletoe. Twice. In June.
, we all know the truth, come out of the closet.
and took twenty minutes to decide what to tell the paramedics and the RSPCA.
runs a secret pornography ring. and are regular models.
, and are involved in a sordid love-triangle, with totally unaware!
got drunk and naked, and took photos. downloaded them.
once kissed a bus conductor to avoid the fare!
is secretly married to a horse!

Enter your username to dish the dirt on your friends!

I mean, come on, this thing has to have SOME kind of intuitive powers! That love triangle… I knew something was up with you three! 🙂

Now about that drink…. Waiter!

How to make a miketheman
Ingredients:
5 parts anger
1 part ambition
3 parts beauty
Method:
Layer ingredientes in a shot glass. Add a little fitness if desired!

Username:

Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.com

Sometimes I wonder what these things base their info on….

*** News Flash ***

Incoming transmission! Hot news!!
My sister called, and she just had spent the weekend with my parents (groan!). The folks actually called me on Friday to ask whether I would be joining, which I obviously declined.
Anyways, my mother, being the nosey busy-body that she is, tries to pump my sister for information about her siblings that she doesn’t get directly from the others. This is a common practice for my mother, who rightfully believes that we don’t tell her things. This is mainly to prevent the ensuing uproar over the issue at hand, regardless if it is: getting married/washing a shirt/eating properly. These are all of the same magnitude with her.
In any case, my mother asks my sister:
“Do you think Mike is gay?”


Now, my sister, who I talk to now and then, knows the answer, and replies with: “Why do you think he is?” for no other reason, if only to hear the reasoinging behind this assumption.
My mother, bless her heart, replies: “Well, he only hangs out with guys, and he doesn’t have any female friends, and I never hear about him dating anyone, AND the guys he does hang out with, he met at the theater, i.e other actors, and you know what they are like. [insert a knowing wink, nose tapping, or whatever symbol for an obvious insinuation]
Well, funnily enough, when I was about 15-16, Mom said “Michael, don’t you go fooling around with girls…” so I guess now I’ve showed HER!
Fooling around with boys is oh so much better, Mom!
PSA: I am not gay. For those who would cast aspersions, or for those who are just confused.
Anyways, I got a big laugh out of the whole thing, and now am trying to think of ways to use the knowledge to my advantage, as finally I am in a position to strike for my revenge, which is long overdue. Any ideas?

Late night blues

Well, another weekend has gone by.
Today was kinda fun. A friend of and I dropped by, after having been to the movies, and stuck around to watch yet another movie, for free, at our place. The kids seem to always be beating each other up. As the youngest sibling to older sisters, I was the one always being beat up. I guess it’s more fun if you can hold your own against the older forces of evil.
I’ve been working on my movie database, as this is one project which I actually mean to complete, as some future date, depending how bored I am between other things.
It’s kind of an essentiality, as I can’t move the files off of my hard drives before they’re properly entered into the database, and logged of tehir location. I’m coming across so many duplicate CD’s, that I have no idea what I’m going to do with. Trade them for blanks? Any takers?
Anyways, back to the database.

Time flies…

Again, I have come to regale you with tales of my life……

Nahh… you don’t want to hear about that…. Do you?
Well, ok.

I’m going to try to keep the length down, and the volume up, so check this space for upcoming attaractions!

It has been 7 days since I have quit smoking. As opposed to last time that I quit, back in Oct 2000, which I kept up for 9 months and was a wreck of nerves by then end of, I am using some brand of nicotene gum to ease the withdrawal symptoms.
The gum is NASTY, but helps. I get the jitters now and then, and have an intense feeling that I want to rip someone’s head off, but I can only hope, that this too, shall pass.
The annoying thing about the gum is that when stressed, I tend to chew it more often (you’re supposed to chew it a few times to release the nicotene, and keep it in your cheek until the taste is absorbed, and chew some more for 30 minutes) and keep biting the damned inside of my mouth, out of eagerness.
Some say you can get hooked on the gum, and I will see. At least I am no longer huffing and puffing after a 5 minute walk.
Hopefully, I will be replacing some of my time with a spinning class, and get back into a more elongated shape, rather than the roundish-about-the-middle fashion which seems to be popular amongst beer drinkers (guilty!).
I’m deliberating whether or not I can afford to enroll into Open University this year, or whether I should put it off for now, and dedicate this year to health, and hapiness (?), and possibly, a motorcycle. It’s mainly a financial decision, as I still am trying to get back on to my own two, or even one feet/foot, and attain financial stability before investing time and money into further, possibly less lucrative ordeals.
Any ideas/advice/spare cash is most welcomed.
All for now….

Bulletin from Fantasy.Con (beep beep beep)

Well, welcome to our voluntary insanity, yet again.
This year, we have moved location from Ramat Gan to greater Tel Aviv, for more reasons than one, but unfortunately, the place chosen is less than ideal for my purposes (being screenings).
A gaggle of gargoyles covered the entrance, to guard and oversee the main gate activities. A steady vein on volunteers flows over the venue, in one form or another, and some sort of strange order is kept in the madness.

People ask why I do it, if I don’t paid.
My response has pretty much remained unchanged over the years. “I want to meet others with similar interests, educate the younger generation on the possibilities of the sci-fi/fantasy uni-(multi?)verse. It also allows me the capability of running the show (at least my aspect of it) the way I think it should be done, instead of sitting around bitching and moaning “They suck! I could do it so much better!” Well, I DO.
Probably the most gratifying part of these sort of events is finding the cool-down times during or between events, when nobody has something particular to be at or see, or participate in.
During these times, I have always found that for some reason, a group gathers, and conversations will start, and they can follow a straight line of consciousness, but what fun is that, and more often than not, things can digress and spiral into proportions beyond your control, and you never end up back where you started.
Last night was such.
Waiting outside the venue for our food delivery to arrive, some pals and I were urged to “participate in public speaking”. I was immediately interested, as if anyone out there knows me, I love the stage, and what better stage is there that fresh young minds just sitting around to corrupt?
To my dismay, only one lass was speaking, and when I began to speak, I was hushed by the others there, not due to the fact that I was rudely interrupting the previous speaker, but due to the fact that “only she will publicly speak”.
Immediately, I began a high-energy debate, contesting the fact that they misleadingly roped us into their ideas, because all they are all doing is “public listening”! Only 1 person is speaking! I want to publicly speak as well!
Unfortunately, this group did either not have the mental capacity to bend their minds around that concept, or simply did not care to. Either way, their food came before ours did, and they ran off, leaving us sitting and waiting.
As we were left to mull the events that had just occurred, I noticed that one kid had stayed behind. When I say kid, I mean it. 14? Alone in the city late at night, with a bit of cash for transportation and his mom’s cell phone.
To his credit the kid was extremely well-viewed (as opposed to well-read. A GenY concept) and had numerous movie references, trivia and one-liners from movies that have long dropped out of sight. I was impressed, and didn’t tease him too much. After all, he’s part of the next generation of Fen, and without them, we are short-lived.

In any case, it’s early (10 am??) and I’m still tired, but have to get up and head out to another day at the Con.
Later!